Now the world is done with Jerry Springer and over the 24/7 monitoring of celebs homes (Nick & Jessica, The Osbournes, Travis from Blink182 etc, etc) CBS has, er, pushed the boat out further with the launch of Armed & Famous.  Armed, for sure - famous, well, if you call Jack Osbourne and La Toya Jackson famous, then I guess so.  I’m sure this show will be like a train wreck, ugly, sad, dangerous and yet compelling.

Dancing is for wimps!  five brave celebrities will train to become sworn police officers with the Muncie Police Department in Indiana.  They will help clean the streets by arresting the bad guys, including drug dealers, hookers and johns, wife-beaters, burglars, the drunk-and-disorderly and more.

Who are these brave new recruits?  International television star Erik Estrada (”CHiPs”), singer and author La Toya Jackson, moviestar and professional skateboarder Jason “Wee-Man” Acuna (”Jackass”), television personality Jack Osbourne (”The Osbournes”), and seven-time WWE champion wrestler Trish Stratus will venture into the streets to server the people of Muncie. 
 
But, first, they will go through intense police training in order to become cops.  They will learn everything from firearms to hand-to-hand combat; they’ll even find out what it is like to be on the receiving end of a taser!

Upon completion of their training, they’ll be issued badges and guns, and will be partnered with veteran officers to hit the streets of Muncie.