Indeed he does, but the tubby one is funny as hell in writing about his boring ass life. His story should serve as inspiration for all of you regular folks who dream of the better life. He has a wife who digs the beard and the belly, a fine CV of movie credits, a list of friends including Tarantino, Mewes, and Garner/Affleck and the chance to hang out at Skywalker ranch on a seemingly regular basis. Thats not the reason for this entry though, I thought I’d share links to one of his programs you’ve probably not seen: “Sucks Less with Kevin Smith” - only availble on MTVu, which, I guess means only available to broke ass students. Which reminds me, who the hell would create a TV station for students, everyone knows they are broke and cheap (in that order) and until they get out into the real world, ie, they have to pay for stuff, they are useless…. Aaah, maybe thats what the U stands for… Damn, I’m good at this acronymn code breaking stuff. You’ll see me on The Weakest Link next.

Btw, buy the book - it seriously kicks ass, and made my flight to and from Toronto a much more enjoyable affair - far more enjoyable than the United Economy Plus upgrades (5 extra inches may mean a lot to a lady, but not when your sat on your ass for 3+ hours…) http://jayandsilentbob.com/myboassliunc.html

Sucks Less With The Silent One (who has a voice) Part One

You can peep the rest of the show here: http://www.mtvu.com/on_mtvu/sucks_less/